Shhhhhhh. Want to know a secret? I call myself a writer, but I’m really a bored housewife who loves the idea of you watching me. Don’t worry-my husband knows, but I would rather know what you want to watch me do. I wish I didn’t loathe social media, but I do. I apologize. The upside? This is one of the only places on the planet you’ll find me. Come join me. I hope you like dogs because you’re guaranteed to see my rescue pit camera bomb at some point. If you want to see me nerd out just ask me about my blue tourmaline collection or ask me about about the pufferfish I keep. If you want to see me get flustered just mention you heard I like to dance- and could I maybe show you on my stripper pole?